This past week at KantCon, I had the opportunity to play a cheap-ass game. Well, in actuality, it was a real Cheap Ass Game, from the company of the same name. The game is the acclaimed zombie board game called “The Great Brain Robbery.”
Released originally in 2000 by Cheapass Games, and designed by James Ernest, the Great Brain Robbery, you are a zombie, and you need a brain. However, supply is low and demand is high, so you and your zombie compatriots decide to rob the local commuter train for a fresh supply of brains.
Oh, and the train is also carrying government cheese, which also functions as a brain in some capacity.
The mechanics of the game are simple. You are a zombie, you have a movement rating, a hit rating, and an IQ rating. You grab the morning commuters from their seat, tear out their brain, and have the option of dropping it into your empty skull. Some brains cost some experience points to slap into your noggin’, but there are also some pretty darn cheap brains out there as well. You gain experience points by losing (that’s right, losing) fights, and tearing brains out of passengers.
However, there are some limitations.
Without a brain in your skull, you’re pretty dumb, and you can only carry two brains around … one in each hand if you don’t have a brain in your head. When you got a brain in there, you generally can move farther, hit harder, or do some nifty ability that helps you in the game.
The point of the game is to make it to the engine car before any of the other zombies, and press both the brake levers to stop the train. When the train stops, the zombie with the smartest (i.e., highest I.Q.) brain in its head wins the game.
Every time you pass from one car to another, you randomly draw a new car to see what car you’re jumping into. You also make a roll to see if any of the back cars fall off as you stop to instinctively bash the coupling mechanism between cars. If any zombies are in a car that gets uncoupled, they immediately drop the brains they’re carrying, and run after the train, jumping into the new final train car. This usually results in many zombie fights as the game goes on.
It’s a fun and entertaining game, that is, sadly out of print. You may be able to find it in some game stores, and, since it’s a Cheap Ass Game, it’s, well, cheap. You can usually find a copy for about $5 or $10 depending on where you look. I highly recommend you try to find a copy, as it certainly is an entertaining beer-n-pretzels brain-munching good time.
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